She rolls the window down
And she talks over the sound
Of the cars that pass us by
And I don’t know why
But she’s changed my mind

Chorus:
Would you look at her, she looks at me
She’s got me thinking about her constantly
But she don’t know how I feel
And as she carries on without a doubt
I wonder if she’s figured it out
I’m crazy for this girl, yeah, I’m crazy for this girl

She was the one to hold me
The night the sky fell down
And what was I thinking when
The world didn’t end
Why didn’t I know what I know now

(Repeat Chorus)

Right now, face to face
All my fears pushed aside
And right now I’m ready to spend
The rest of my life with you

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

There’s a spark of magic in your eye
Candyland appears each time you smile
Never thought that fairy tales came true
But they come true when I’m near you
You’re a genie in disguise
Full of wonder and surprise and…

Betcha by golly wow! (wow!)
You’re the one that I’ve been waiting for forever
And ever will my love for you keep growing strong
Keep growing strong

If I could, I’d catch a falling star
To shine on you so I know where you are
Paint a rainbow in your favorite shade
To show I love you, thinking of you
Write your name across the sky
Anything you ask, I’ll try cause…

Betcha by golly wow! (wow!)
You’re the one that I’ve been waiting for forever
And ever will my love for you keep growing strong
Keep growing strong

(Spoken)
Baby, sometime
A man cant’ find words to express
All the things he feels inside
But every just so often
The words of another and who’s truly in love
Seem to work out fine

To say I love you, to say thinking of you

Betcha by golly wow! (wow!)
You’re the one that I’ve been waiting for forever
And ever will my love for you keep growing strong
Keep growing strong

I love you baby…

Flyin’ me back to Memphis
Gotta find my Daisy Jane
Well, the summer’s gone
And I hope she’s feelin’ the same

Well, I left her just to roam the city
Thinkin’ it would ease the pain
I’m a crazy man
And I’m playin’ my crazy game, game

Does she really love me?
I think she does
Like the stars above me
I know because
When the sky is bright
Everything’s alright

Flyin’ me back to Memphis
Honey, keep the oven warm
All the clouds are clearin’
And I think we’re over the storm

Well I’ve been pickin’ it up around me
Daisy, I think I’m sane
Well I’m awful glad
And I guess you’re really to blame, blame

Do you really love me?
I hope you do
Like the stars above me
How I love you
When it’s cold at night
Everything’s all right

Does she really love me?
I think she does
Like the stars above me
I know because
When the sky is bright
Everything’s alright

It’s funny when you find yourself
Looking from the outside
I’m standing here but all I want
Is to be over there

Why did I let myself believe
Miracles could happen
Cause now I have to pretend
That I don’t really care

Chorus:
I thought you were my fairytale
A dream when I’m not sleeping
A wish upon a star that’s coming true
But everybody else could tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
When there was me and you

I swore I knew the melody
That I heard you singing
And when you smiled you made me feel
Like I could sing along

But then you went and changed the words
Now my heart is empty
I’m only left with used-to-bes
And once upon a song

Now I know you’re not a fairytale
And dreams were meant for sleeping
And wishes on a star just don’t come true
Cause now even I can tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
Because I liked the view when there was me and you

I can’t believe that I could be so blind
It’s like you were floating while I was falling
And I didn’t mind

Because I liked the view
I thought you felt it too
When there was me and you

The skies are not as blue, when you’re not with me
The stars, they never seem to shine as bright
And the hours drag like days across the ages
And a year or two pass by with every night
It makes me know if I should ever leave this world before you do
When you follow you must promise, cross your heart and promise to

Chorus 1:
Find me…look hard, and don’t stop, I’ll be waiting till then
Dont sleep, don’t eat till I’m back, back in your arms again
I don’t wanna have to spend all my forever without you
Just knowing that you’re out there somewhere too
So darling…please I’m beggin’ you on bended knee…
Find me…

I’ve tried to tell this world how much I love you
But they don’t understand how deep it goes
And I can’t even find the words to tell you
So I’m the only one who really knows
And though we have our time together, I am always wanting more
So if we get separated won’t you do just like before and

Chorus 2:
Find me…look hard and don’t stop, I’ll be waiting till then
Don’t sleep, don’t eat till I’m back, back in your arms again
Through a hundred million faces you will see me shinin’ through
Cause I glow when you come close , I always do
So darlin’ please I’m begging you on bended knee..
We can share our love through all eternity
Cause with you is all I ever wanna be……
Find me

“How you doin’ party people?
Ah yeah, this is Andrew E. once again
And I’m gonna do a song that you never heard before
Yeah, and you know what, I know you know the song, baby
From way, way back
So, if you all know the song
You know what, you better sing along
Oh, alright!”

Ako’y nasa Malate, alas siete ng gabi
Nakilala ko tuloy itong magandang babae
Na nakabibighani sa aking mga mata
Ang ‘di ko lang alam ay manloloko lang pala
Bumanat sa ‘kin ng, “bilmoko n’yan, bilmoko n’on”
Nagtuturo na siya, hindi pa kami on
Upang ‘di mahalata, siya ay nagpayabang
Nag-me-menage-a-trois daw siya sa Alabang
Ako ay umakbay, mahigpit na mahigpit
Naglalaway sa palda niyang hapit na hapit
Nang ako’y makalinga, di ko siya matagpuan
Ubos ang aking money, di ko pa nahalikan

When the night has come (ah yeah)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (ah yeah)

“Alright, second verse”
Sa Cafe Adriatico ako ay inaya
Inom daw kami at siya ang taya
Kaya’t kaming dalawa’y uminom ng beer
Inangat ko ang mug at ang sabi niya sa ‘kin “Cheers”
Ang ‘di ko alam ay meron siyang inilagay
Ako’y biglang nahilo, nawalan ng aking malay
Nang ako’y magising, aking napansin
Pangalan ng motel “Anito Inn”
Kaya ang sabi ko, “Naku! i-isplit na ako!”
Pag nabuko ng girlfriend ko, mahirap ito
Walang-wala sa isip ko ang kanyang baywang
Nang nakita ko siya naka-underwear lang

When the night has come (ah yeah)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (ah yeah)
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh, oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

“Alright, get ready for the third verse”
Kami ay nagtatawanan at nag-kukuwentuhan
At doon sa sofa kami ay naglalampungan
Ang ginaw, para akong nasa Roppongi
Pinatay niya ang ilaw, then binuksan ang VCD
Doon sa kanyang kama, kami ay nahiga
Ako ay nagulat at ako’y nabigla
Ako’y nanginginig, pawis na pawis
Tinutok ko, pinasok ko,and boy walang daplis
At ang sabi nya sa ‘kin ah,uh,ah,ah
Andrew, Andrew, cge pa cge pa
Tumagilid, tumihaya,lumuhod at dumapa
At ng matapos na kami sabi niya sa ‘kin “Shit isa pa nga”

When the night has come (ah yeah)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (take it to the top!)
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh, oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen

“Alright now, here we go with the fourth verse”
Ang puting kumot pilit hinahablot
Likod ko’y namumula sa kakakalmot
Well, siya ay bumubungol at umuungos
Siya’y init na init sa aking haplos
Pinagbigyan ko siya sa kanyang hiling
Ang gusto, “yung ganito, yung gumigiling”
Oh, madamag nagpuyat hanggang mag-umaga
Napansin ko, shit kasama na pati na pinsan niya

When the night has come (ah yeah)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (ah, now)
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh, oh stand by me
Oh madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (ah yeah)

Oh, oh, oh oh

When the night has come (oh oh)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (take it to the top!)
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh, oh stand by me
Oh madalas, may lumalabas
Ke Banyo queen, aw!

Yeah

Chorus:
When the night has come (baby baby)
At pinatay ang ilaw
Oh, madalas, lumalabas
Banyo queen (ah, ah)
Oh darling, darling, stand by me
Oh, oh stand by me
Oh Banyo queen

Hi hi hi, eto na naman
Pero meron akong ibabalik
Mula sa nakaraan, ah ah ah
Ibibigay ko na, yo
Ihahatid ko na, yo
Lahat pakinggan

So, makinig ang lahat ako’y paki pakinggan
Kwentong gusto ko na paminsan-minsan
Dumito ang lahat walang aalis-alis
At ikukwento ko babaeng nagbububurlesk
Araw gabi sa gimikan palibis-libis
Isang taon na palang nagtitititiis
Kaya ngayon siya’y nagbabababawi
Taga-Sydney napauwi-uwi
Sino ba ang lalaking di magagalit
Sa kanyang ano na di naaari
Australia malinaw kong sinasabi
Kasi araw gabi akong minamasahe

Chorus:
Sa silong ni Kaka may taong nakadapa
Kaya pala nakadapa naninilip ng palaka
Palakang may buhok ngipin ay nakalubog
Ang kulay nito’y itim, hindi naman sunog

Sa pier one siya ay patingin-tingin
Sa iced tea na aking sisipsipin
Sabay hawak sa tako na bibilyarin
(Naglalaro ako so laruin mo rin)
Nine ball sinargo pine-play ball
Pwet niya ay inilagay sa table
Sabay yuko asinta patuwad-tuwad
Para bang hotbabe na paliyad-liyad
Kaya tuloy sa aking pinapantalon
May isang bagay na tatalon-talon
Hold up, wait a minute eto na eto na
Pinulbusan pusila pusila

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

Kaya ako’y binatak at niyayaya
Linggo day off ng kanyang yaya
Sa Forbes ang bahay meron siyang basement
Pakikitaan ng sobrang entertainment
So, sa sahig siya’y biglang dumapa
Pinakita niya sa akin ang kanyang palaka
At nang hinipo singlambot ng mamon
Palaka niya’y mabango at amoy sabon
Well, natutunan ko noon sa may Malabon
Pag pinulbuhan yon kikinis yon
Bumulusok ang kanyang testosterone
Titirahin ko to kahit pa may miron
So, kanyang palaka mainit ang dating
Sinampal-sampal ko para to magising
Well, what a heck walang epek-epek
Pink na palaka aking dinisect!!!

(Repeat Chorus 2x till fade)

Mali Vodka!
Mali Vodka!
Mali Vodka!
Mali Vodka!

Paggising sa umaga para lang ‘tong orange juice
Katumbas ‘to ng T-shirt na you always like to use
Kahit pa sa anong bar di mo makukuha ‘yon
Ang pinakamabilis na way na magkaroon
Ay pumunta ka sa club at pakinggan mo ito
At abangan mong tumaas, lumabas ang likido

Wala ‘to sa Hawaii at wala ‘to sa Bahama
Dito lang sa Boracay (do you know why?) Ah! Ah!
So Im’ma kick this while I do this kahit nakapantalon
Pag ika’y namantsahan labahan ‘to ng sabon
At kapag malabo girl, uulit-ulitin ko
Pag uminit katawan mo, ops bibitinin ko

Chorus:
Mali Vodka! (Aha! Wala ‘kong marinig!)
Mali Vodka! (Aha! Hindi ko marinig!)
Mali Vodka! (Aha! Gusto kong marinig!)
Mali Vodka! (Well, ibigay sa leeg!)
Ngayon ay clear na clear, ngayon alam mo na
Ayaw ko beer, ayaw ko gin, ayaw ko hard, ang gusto ko

Di ito nakakalasing wala ‘tong alcohol
Pwede ‘to sa kolehiyo lalong-lalo High School
Pag ika’y nag-iisa starry starry night
Magaan siyang bitbitin 5’2″ lang ang kanyang height
Mapapamahal ka dito kahit siya little thing
Tapat siya sa ‘yo at hindi siya makiki-fling

I say, “Hey biddle biddle I’ll put you in the middle”
Ang last na tinira walang tigil sa kagi-giggle
Para kang nakakita artista na etanhok
Pag natikman mo ‘to ika’y mapapalunok
Tagos hanggang sa brain at ako’y na-entertain
Lalo na pag binira ‘to sa C.R. ng airplane

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

Kaytagal kitang hinanap mahabang panahon
Pero pag nakita kita ooh lala siya ngayon
Di mo ‘to maiiwasan ito’y inevitable
Pero pwede kang withdraw-hin na parang equitable
Tanggapin mo ang proposal at wag mong maliitin
If I drink you then you drink then

Pag ika’y mapasaakin di kita ilalabas
Sosolohin kita hanggang bumigay ka sa wakas
Pag Mali Vodka ayoko sa iba
Pag Mali Vodka ikaw ang nag-iisa
Pag Mali Vodka puso ko ay masaya
Pag Mali Vodka wala nang hahanapin pa

(Repeat Chorus 2x)

Mali Vodka!

Guess what, you know last night, yo, it was the best
I met a pretty girlie na taga-IS
Mayro’n siyang mga kasama, four to make it sure
Isa lang ang aking napuna, lahat sila demure

Kaya’t ang sabi niya, “Hey Andrew, I would like you to meet my friends”
And believe me, lahat sila ay may Mercedez Benz
This is Ana, this is Karen, this is Tanya, this is Jill
Lahat sila nakatira sa San Lorenzo Ville

Among the four, kay Ana, ako napatingin
At pagkatapos no’n si Ana ay biglang lumapit sa akin
Tinanong niya ‘ko “Hey Andrew, can I have your number too?”
Sumagot ako, “801-67-22″

Okey then, kami’y nag-party yo! till the break of dawn
Umuwi ako ng bahay then natulog ako maghapon
And you know, ako’y ginising and talagang na-shock
‘Cause nag-ring ang aking phone kaninang two o’clock

So I got my wireless telephone, ang sabi ko, “Hello”
Sumagot siya, “Hey Andrew, can I ask you, can you go?”;
And sabi ko, “Ana, go where?” ang sabi niya, “Come over here,
Andrew, let’s eat some pizza and, Andrew let’s drink some beer”

So after twenty minutes I was knocking on her door
Nakita ko si Ana, she was lying on the floor
Ako’y kanyang tinawag and you know alam n’yo ba?
Ang sabi niya sa ‘kin “Andrew, Andrew, are you ready na?”

Andrew Ford Medina

Pagkatapos noon, alam n’yo ba, we went to the garage
And ang sabi n’ya sa akin, “Andrew, can you give me a massage?”
Hinilot ko ang front pati ang kanyang back
Then, Ana squeezed me tight and then she gave me a smack

But ako’y biglang tinulak so, ako’y napaupo
At ang sabi niya sa akin, “Andrew huwag na huwag kang tatayo”
Lumayo siya sa akin kaya’t ako’y kinabahan
At pagkatapos no’n siya ay sumayaw sa harapan

Andrew Ford Medina

Hey, yo DJ let me hear some scratch
oh no…. oh yeah… oh no

Kaya’t yumakap siya sa akin at ako’y hinalikan
Nanggigigil siya sa akin ayaw niya akong tigilan
At ang sabi niya “Andrew, I wanna make love with you”
“Can you do me a little favor? Can I always be with you?”

But ako’y biglang nagulat nang bumukas ang pinto
It was Ana’s elder sister so kami napahinto
There was nothing we could do it was a pain in the ass
Nang sabihin ng kanyang ate “Ana, Ana can I join?”;

Andrew Ford Medina
Get down

Okey hehehe

Pagkatapos kong mag MC sa Euphoria nung nakaraang sabado
Ako’y nagpunta alam niyo ba sa favorite hang-out ko
7-11 Quezon City yo dun ako napadpad
Walang katao-tao doon and yo it was so sad

Nang may biglang pumasok, isang chick ooh ang ganda
Hmmm, nakakainis walang mintis pati ang kutis niya
Mata niya ay kulay brown, mayron syang brace sa ngipin
Kamukha siya ni Rita Avila kung iisipin

Katawan niya’y 36, 24, 34
Sa panong paraan kaya ako makakascore?
Magaling siyang pumorma suot niya ay hanging shirt
Nang dumukot sya ng pera, umangat ang kanyang skirt

Kaya’t ako’y biglang nagsabi “Hey girl I like your style!”
Siya’y kumagat, then kumindat at nagpakita ng smile
Tinanong niya ko “Hey aren’t you Andrew E of Euphoria?”
Sumagot siya “Hi Andrew my name is Binibirocha!”

Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what now) talagang type na type ko siya
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) in love ako sa beauty niya
One more time in the place
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) talagang type na type ko siya
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) in love ako sa beauty niya

So pagkatapos ng isang linggo wa akalain niyo
Si Binibirocha ay nakita ko sa disco
At ako ay nagulat sa aking napuna
Oh my God ang kasama niya ay lima lima

Ang sabi ko “Hi Bini, can you still remember me?”
Siya’y nagulat, nabigla, napasigaw “Andrew E!”
Sumama siya sa akin o anong say nyo?
Lumabas kami ng disco, sumakay sa kanyang pajero

Sa pajero pa lang pinakiramdaman ko na
Init ng kanyang haplos ay aking damang-dama
Wah ang lamig sa pajero ngunit sya’y hot na hot
Gilid ng aking tenga’y pilit nyang kinakagat

At sa tulong ng kanyang labi ako ay kiniliti
Kinuha aking kamay inilagay sa kanyang binti
Para bang mauubusan sya’y nagmamadali
Pumatong sya sa akin at sya ay napangiti

Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) talagang type na type ko siya
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) in love ako sa beauty niya
One more time in the place
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (aha, yeah) talagang type na type ko siya
Binibirocha, Binibirocha, (you know what) in love ako sa beauty niya

Break it down!